Quotes from The Pigeon

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Ian: "They're rats with wings. Aside from pooping on limousines they do nothing I like."

Maddie: "Her kids are so adorable. I learned everything there is to know about Pokemon and then on the bus on the way home I locked myself in the bathroom and tied my own tubes."

Ian: "Maybe she wasn't ready for the responsibility of raising a repulsive disease-ridden family of vermin."

Henry: "You can't sneer without lips."
Ian: "Oh, yeah? You're doing it right now."

Henry: "You still wearing that hot sweater?"
Maddie: "I do look hot in it, don't I?"
Henry: "I meant hot as in stolen."

Ian: "I can't believe I almost missed this because of a demented pigeon."
Tess: "Yeah, the pigeon was demented."

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