Quotes from The Grade

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Jake: "I'm putting on my man-necklace."
Ian: "You know what I think is so great about it? It's really a gift for all of us."

Jake: "When she doesn't want to wear it I can finally take this off and put something more comfortable around my neck. Like the Liberty Bell!"

Henry: "I was Bernardo in 'West Side Story.'"
Ian: "If you were Puerto Rican, then the guy who played Tony must have been an albino."

Prof. Tuttle: "Where did you go to school?"
Henry: "Yale."
Prof. Tuttle: "Ah, Yale. A fine university. I almost taught there. They certainly do a thorough background check."

Ian: "Say something about the internet. Use words like download and gigabyte. When people over forty hear things like that their eyes just glaze over."

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