Written by Eric Zicklin, Directed by Michael Lembeck

Guest starring Dina Spybey as Katherine

"I was thrown out of an all-boys Catholic school." -Jake
"Yeah, so was I." -Maddie

"He's like family to me. I mean, he's better than family, he doesn't get drunk and hit on my friends." -Jake

"Just because I went home this morning with my underwear in my purse doesn't mean I'm easy!" -Katherine