Written by Steven Levitan, Directed by James Burrows

Special guest star Harriet Sansom Harris as Audrey Radford

Guest starring Stanley DeSantis as Jonathan Dalton

"I'd kiss you goodbye but as you know my lips have been on your ass for the last half hour." -Audrey

"Pissy. You want pissy? I'll show you pissy, you demented irresponsible death-faking freak!" -Henry

"I'm trying to be less phobic, and I'm afraid it's not going well." -Henry